As someone who was a Girl Scout for 13 years, I can confirm that this is 100% true. Yes, we went camping, but just so we could have wild lesbian orgies in the wilderness. All the Girl Scout cookie money goes to birth control and dental dams. THE MORE YOU KNOW.
(Source: inothernews)
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nuh uh those are my homegirlz
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Nobody has yet realized that these people are insane?
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dumbasses. i was a girl scout. i sell cookies, not condoms.
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Ah, well then. If it’s on the internets, it must be true.
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keyheartlion reblogged this from inothernews and added:
Adults seriously need to learn how to use the internet. Seriously.
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………………. Lord Baden-Powell does not approve.
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BUT GUYS HE DID SOME RESEARCH. ON THE INTERNET!!!
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Is it just me or does this story smell fishy? The Boy Scouts have come under fire in recent years for their...
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WHAT. I don’t even— what??
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staywiththedemonsyoudrowned reblogged this from inothernews and added:
Ah yes, the “bang as many dudes or ladies as you can” merit badge. If I remember correctly that was in the merit badge...
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yeah the boy scouts is pretty horrible
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i can’t stop laughing, omfg how are people like this allowed to exist?
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things like this make me proud to have been a girl scout for so many years
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So kind of you to bless us with your effortlessness
